Mobile home.

I have three closets (two with shelves for storage) that all have mesh doors to keep my stuff from flying all over the damn place. I have another one without doors which I believe is where the fridge is meant to go. I have a new mattress for my single bunk that I haven't even opened and removed the plastic yet. And I also have a little bit of humor left from the previous owner. The sticker translates to "No lot lizards." which is a polite way of saying "No whores." It took me a minute to figure it out. I just sat here scratching my head and wondering "What the hell is that ugly thing and why would anyone put a sticker like that on the dash on their truck so they'd have to look right at it all day?!"

Now, I'm just waiting for a dispatch home. I'm seated on the truck, so no more hotel for me. That's only a good thing if I start driving soon.